PETROL GIRLS/ THE BABY SEALS
- Portland Arms, Cambridge 30.8.16
The Baby Seals are easily the best girl group in Cambridge this minute
and actually for a long, long while. Although they only have one drum
beat, it doesnt matter, because they have songs about lop-sided
labia, equal pay and that age-old problem, cum on the facial area.
A trio with a clear message (mostly that they dont give a shit
what they sing about), it might sound funny but they are actually
really good and not in a gimmicky Goldie Looking Chain type-way either.
They seriously rock in final track Its not
about the money, honey, a bit like Giant Drag (remember them?),
with the kitsch pop of The Pipettes pretty evident elsewhere, just
replacing the strings, horns and polka dots with punk (youd
probably prefer not to remember them!). And you can catch The Baby
Seals at a gig near you somewhere soon as they seem to be everywhere.
Make sure you do.
And the political messaging continues next through the medium of screaming/shouting/getting
all in your face. Petrol Girls take their name from Les Pétroleuses,
a group of women who used to make explosives out of milk bottles in
Paris back in the day, because they were pissed off with the state
of the world. Very much embodying that feeling over 100 years later,
singer Ren Aldridge is a seething little ball of hairy-pitted rage,
leading her noisy group of post-hardcore troubadours in a set that
tackles rape and refugees, amongst other cheery topics. But its
not all highbrow antics here, with a few David Brent moments where
said frontwoman does a long monologue about what the song is about,
in a surprisingly twee accent for someone so growly. Yes, Petrol Girls
are a thinking-musos bit of crumpet, who, if they hone their songwriting
skills that bit more, would be a really exciting force to be reckoned
with.
Because I have to admit that, at times, I felt like I was watching
a gig in a school hall, complete with dodgy dancers at the front battling
some furious time signature changes. Though the guitarist needs another
plan for when he breaks a string (how long can the rest of the band
improvise without us wanting to throw our own explosives?) and the
bassist looks like she just learnt to play, it looks like theyre
taking this seriously so who knows whether they will become as notorious
as their namesakes? With their heavy, heavy take on girl power, borrowing
from the best bits of riot grrl groups like Bikini Kill, they also
cite lots of other more obscure peers (and At The Drive In), so, if
you like your frontwomen unhinged and flexible, your rock and roll
combined with a mini-lecture about mental health, get dahn the front
next time Petrol Girls are in tahn.
Anna C
Pic
http://www.suzyska.co.uk/livemusic/
https://www.facebook.com/Petrolgirls
https://soundcloud.com/thebabyseals